On the first day of Christmas, said VPR Keane,
“My, don’t we have a great team.”

 

On the second day of Christmas, the Social and Economic Sciences Research Center sent to me:
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the third day of Christmas, the Office of Research Assurances sent to me:
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Nuclear Science Center and Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy Laboratory sent to me:
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, the National Laboratory Partnerships sent to me:
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Office of Research Advancement and Partnerships sent to me:
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Innovation and Research Engagement Office and Small Business Development Center sent to me:
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Water Research Center, Laboratory of Biotechnology and Bioanalysis, Alcohol and Drug Abuse Research Program, Center for Environmental Research, Education, and Outreach, and the Center for Cannabis Policy, Research, and Outreach sent to me:
8 happy researchers
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Office of Research Support and Operations sent to me:
9 grants submitted
8 happy researchers
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Office of Commercialization sent to me:
10 patents into products
9 grants submitted
8 happy researchers
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Center for Institutional Research Computing sent to me:
11 million compute jobs from your high performance computing team
10 patents into products
9 grants submitted
8 happy researchers
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Office of Campus Veterinarian sent to me:
12 technicians TX’ing (treating)
11 million compute jobs from your high-performance computing team
10 patents into products
9 grants submitted
8 happy researchers
7 small businesses thriving
6 proposals being written
5 WSU and PNNL researchers collaborating
4 students RO training
3 IACUC protocols
2 dollar incentives
And VPR Keane saying he has a great team!

 

Happy holidays!

Christopher J. Keane,
Vice President for Research, WSU and Vice Chancellor for Research, WSU Pullman
And the entire Office of Research